Bible jokes and riddles

Bible Riddles Firsts Q: Who was the first stockbroker in the Bible? A: Noah. He floated his stock, when everyone else was in liquidation. Q: Where is the first car mentioned in the Bible? A: “These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, ...”—Acts 1:14 Q. Who played the first game of tennis in the Bible? A. Joseph, when he served in Pharaoh’s court. Q: Who were the three shortest men in the Bible? A: People think it was Zacchaeus, who climed up into a sycomore tree to see Jesus (Luke 19:1-10), but what about these? Knee-high Miah (Nehemiah), Bildad the shoe-height (Shuhite), and the man who fell asleep on his watch. Adam and Eve Q. Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible? A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply. Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam? A. No, it was an apple. Q. At what time of day was Adam created? A. A little before Eve. Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A: They were really put out. Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It’s Christmas, Eve! Q: Why was Adam a famous runner? A: Because he was first in the human race. Q: What do we have that Adam never had? A: Ancestors. Q: Why was Adam created first? A: To give him a chance to say something. Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve. Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn’t want any advice. Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible? A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage. Noah Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: What kind of lights were on Noah’s ark? A: Floodlights. See also, Bible Jokes

Revolve around a single activity. However, there is a wide scope within those constraints to get creative. Additionally, keep in mind that many of the quips are rehashes of a single Halloween joke with a character or location change.Below are 6 hilarious trick-or-treat jokes to help guide you down the right path.73. Where do werewolves store the candy they get from trick or treating?In a were-house.74. Why don’t skeletons like to trick or treat during the winter?The cold goes right through them.75. How did the zombie become great at trick-or-treating?He was very dead-icated.76. What do optometrists hand out to trick-or-treaters?Candy corneas.77. How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating?She checks her s-witch watch.78. Where do ghosts like to trick or treat?Down dead ends.5 Halloween riddlesHalloween riddles are a longer form of humor that breaks away from other set-ups commonly used during Halloween. The riddles are not solely punchline driven. Rather, the art of telling Halloween jokes and riddles lies in the way they’re conveyed. The story the riddles weave in the build-up is important as it sets the tone for the punchline, which is often a logical yet unlikely swerve. The comedian’s job is to guide their audience to the point where they feel as if they know the answer but keep it just out of their reach.Below are 5 devilishly entertaining jokes and riddles for Halloween.View in galleryBest Halloween jokes and riddles79. The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?A coffin.80. We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…But his brother Frank was a monster.81. When is it bad luck to see a black cat?When you’re a mouse.82. I am

I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”115. What carol does a snake sing at Christmas?Answer: SSSSsssssssilver Bells.116. What’s a farmer’s favorite Christmas carol?Answer: I’m Dreaming of a Wheat Christmas117. What do you do when you decorate the entryways?Answer: Deck the HallsFun Winter RiddlesFinally, enjoy snow and snowman riddles for the winter season!118. I drop from the sky and I’m much more beautiful than rain. There are not two pieces of me that’ll ever look the same. What am I?Answer: Snow119. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?Answer: Frostbite120. What do you call a snowman with a tan?Answer: A puddle121. Why was the snowman looking through carrots?Answer: He was picking his nose.122. I’m a sport played on frozen water, where players glide on skates and score goals. What am I?Answer: Ice hockey123. I’m a winter celebration in which candles are lit on a special candelabrum each night. What am I?Answer: Hanukkah124. Where do snowmen go to dance?Answer: The snowball125. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast?Answer: Frosted FlakesRelated: Winter Bucket List and Christmas Icebreaker QuestionsEpic Christmas Games and QuestionsChristmas Would You RatherWould you rather…wear matching pjs or ugly Christmas sweaters with your family?Add these lively Christmas would you rather questions to your favorite celebrations! Plus, grab the free printable!Christmas CharadesGrab a free printable Christmas Charades List, split into teams, and start playing!Christmas Scavenger HuntTry this free Christmas Scavenger Hunt printable for extra holiday fun.Christmas TriviaPlay Christmas Trivia and Christmas Song Trivia Questions at your next family game night this holiday season!More Seasonal Trivia:Christmas Movie Trivia with AnswersA Christmas Story Trivia with Answers Easy & Hard Home Alone TriviaMore Jokes and RiddlesReindeer Jokes and PunsFunny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes New Years Riddles and JokesWhat Am I RiddlesAnimal RiddlesFunny Duck JokesWhat’s Next?Enjoy using these Christmas riddles this year!Next, find a new Christmas picture book to add to your collection to read this year!Christmas & Winter Riddles (With Answers)